Spinach Dip and Crackers


I woke up early this morning with the intent of actually getting some stuff done and made it out the door by 9:00am. And I did get some stuff done today: bunny food, storage to refill the the vitamins and sort some of the camping gear to the front, birthday present for Liora.

But when I left the house, I was hungry. I was supposed to go and get breakfast. Nothing fancy, just locate a decent meal. Shouldn’t be that difficult, right?

I spent the next hour and a half drive though Los Feliz, Glendale, and La Canada. Not eating.

So I stopped at Sprouts for the bunny food. No breakfast.

I went to storage and sorted the camping gear. Don’t know where the hell the cast iron pans are but it’s only for two nights and I don’t intend to do a lot of cooking, but where are they? Still, no breakfast.

Okay, now it’s noon, I haven’t eaten, and I really fucking hungry. I make the obvious move and go to Pavilions to buy Liora a gift card because I’m going to her birthday party tomorrow and I have no idea what an appropriate gift is for an eleven-year-old because I haven’t seen her in ages and I don’t go to birthday parties and I don’t buy birthday gifts. I can barely manage to send birthday cards which is why I got the Amazon gift card and forgot the birthday card to put it in. I hope an Amazon card is not weird for a kid. If it is, well fuck, I tried. And once again, no breakfast.

Before I went in the store I was going to go to Denny’s but there was no parking because it’s early afternoon on a Saturday and everyone and their mamma is going out to lunch and it’s hot and I don’t want to walk across all that pavement. So I do the healthy thing in a grocery store when you’re really hungry - I bough crap to eat. Spinach dip and crackers. Yup, that’s what I’m eating today. Spinach dip and crackers.